In the wake of the current Times Squarification and AOLization of every nook and cranny of cyberspace a number of net.art projects are deploying anthropophagic counterattack tactics. It is upon taking a closer look at some recent projects that I stumbled upon a common thread that unites them — an anthropophagic thread. For the purpose of this overview I have retained five projects which exemplify particular aspects of what is in fact a far broader current in net.art and activism. Among these are ®™ark's involvement in the victorious Toywar counterraid against Etoys, Mongrel's hybridising Natural Selection search engine, m9ndfukc's strange devouring systems, JODI's cannibalised SOD game and Mark Napier's Web Shredder. Before delving further into these specific projects I will briefly review how and why the concept of anthropophagy can serve to enrich the menu of cybercultural ruminations.